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• The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right. -- William Safire
• Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?
  I don't know and I don't care. -- William Safire...
• Knowing how things work is the basis for appreciation, and is thus a source of civilized delight.
  -- William Safire...
• To write good code is a worthy challenge, and a source of civilized delight.
  -- stolen and paraphrased from William Safire...
• I always will remember -- I was in no mood to trifle
  'Twas a year ago November -- I got down my trusty rifle I went out to shoot some deer And went out to stalk my prey -- On a morning bright and clear....
• If it would have been a snake, it would have bitten me.
• Do not disturb.
• Evan's Law of Politics When team members are finally in a position to help the team, it turns out they have quit the team.
• Don't have a cow, Homer! -- Bart, from The Simpso