Related:

• AND THE WORST PIZZA IS: Watermelon and mayonnaise.
• The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Pla
• Make a cat meow? Freeze it, take a bandsaw and MEEEOOWWW.
• How do you make a dog meow? Freeze it, grab a bandsaw, and MEEEEOW...
• Now in new great-tasting Grape and Watermelon flavors.
• What's that watermelon doing there? Tell you later? -- ? -- Buckaroo Banzai
• Burns: Now, let's get down to business. Homer: [thinks] Oh, man.
  I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?...
• That person lacks wisdom who reaches down to tie their shoelace when walking through the neighbor's watermelon patch.
  -- Confucius Say...
• Watermelon--it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. -- Enrico Caruso