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• Murphy's Rule of the Term Paper: The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.
  Corollary: If it is available, the most important page will be torn out....
• On marriage: Why buy a book when you can borrow one from the library?
• Some errors will always go unnoticed until the book is in print.
  Block's Corollary: The first page the author turns to upon receiving an advance copy will be the page containing the worst erorr....
• A good library must always be a two way street.
• Why do they always put mud into coffee on board steamers?
  Why does the tea generally taste of boiled boots? -- William M....
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• Printers always die on page 999 of a 1000 page report!!!
• Hark! from the tombs a doleful sound.
  -- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- Hymns and Spiritual Songs, Book ii, Hymn 63...
• Why can't your mind be as open as your mouth always is?