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• Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.
• There's something different about us -- different from people of Europe, Africa, Asia .
  .. a deep and abiding belief in the Easter Bunny. -- G. Gordon Liddy...
• An interesting statistic: 95.1%. That's about everyone.
• Everyone is enthusiastic about your work.
• code monkey n 1. A person only capable of grinding out code, but unable to perform the higher-primate tasks of software architecture, analysis, and design.
  Mildly insulting. Often applied to the most junior people on a programming team....
• Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
  -- George Wallace...
• We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
• Why is it everyone asks of me but no one asks for me?
• Why yes, as a matter of fact, everyone IS laughing at you.