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• Why should you bury your lawyer? Because deep down inside, he's a good guy.
• Bury me on my face," said Diogenes; and when he was asked why, he replied, "Because in a little while everything will be turned upside down.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Diogenes, vi...
• Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach, Bach!!
• Mozart: Composed for 40 years, then he decomposed.
• Because it's there! -- George Mowry, on why he climbed mountai
• Ah, Mozart! He was happily married, but his wife wasn't. -- Borge
• Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
• If God could make angels, why did he bother with men? -- Dagobert D. Runes (1902-1982)
• The land of the free! This is the land of the free!
  Why, if I say anything that displeases them, the free mob will lynch me, and that's my freedom....