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• HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm.
• If this isn't war, why is CNN massing on the border?
• Why do I live in the desert? Because the desert is the *locus Dei*. -- Edward Abbey
• Wow, for free! Surplus drums of mayonnaise from operation Desert Storm!
  -- Homer finds more good free stuff, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Philosophers wonder why they did it.
• Why is there air? Have you ever tried breathing Cool Whip?
• Question: Why are camels called ships of the desert?
  Answer: Because they are filled with Arab semen....
• Mistakes at least show someone did something at sometime.
• Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?