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• My youngest child is the funniest one of the group.
  I had just finished eating and my stomach was swollen from the food that went in it....
• Because I'm the editor, that's why!
• Because I'm the Sysop; that's why.
• Because I'm the writer, that's why!
• Why? Why! because I laugh.
• Gray hair is God's graffiti. -- Bill Cosby
• Because it's there.
• Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why.
• Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?