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• I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle trying to convince reporters that the economy was doing better because a Burger King had a 'now hiring' sign in the window....
• I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card.
  But as Mark Twain once said, "You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word....
• I am now cashing in on being vice president for others.
  They'll remember me. I'll remember them. -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he got his nickname "Stonewall" by vetoing bills passed by Congress.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson with Confederate General Thomas J....
• This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/2/88, (reported in Esquire, 8/92)...
• It would be a serious mistake to replace a seasoned statesman with a temperamental tycoon who has no respect for the constitution.
• The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.
  Their Premeeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be uncertain or confusing....
• I'm Dan Quayle, who are you? -- Vice President Dan Quayle, greeting a woman at a Hardee's restaurant with a handshake.
  She responded, ``I'm your Secret Service agent.''...
• The members of my generation who served in Vietnam made a sacrifice for their country that was far, far greater than mine.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...