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• You will soon be able to do all the things sane people can do.
• Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. -- C. G. Jung (1875-1961)
• A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head.
• You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
• O An all I can say is that my lifes is pretty plain.
  =`\<, You don't like my point of view, you think that I'm insane....
• Thousands of engineers can design bridges.....,but the great engineer is the man who can tell whether the bridge.
  ....should be built at all. -- Eugene C. Grace...
• Homer: Lesse, I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the lettuce, four dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino.
  Kid: Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks....
• Homer: This isn't fair! How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
  Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method. [stamps his hand, `INSANE'] Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane....
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....