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• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...
• The creditor whose appearance gladdens the the heart of a debtor, may hold his head in sunbeams and his foot on storms.
  -- Lavate...
• I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend than be one.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one. -- Clarence Darrow
• Who God doth late and early pray More of his grace than gifts to lend
  And entertains the harmless day With a religious book or friend....
• Every politician we have, liberal or conservative, who gets caught drinking or chasing women is thrown out of office.
  It's backwards. It's more dangerous to have a clean-living President with his finger on the button....
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• The last person who said that, God rest his soul, lived to regret it.