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• It's not the Society for Compulsive Authenticity!
• Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• This tagline is a hologram, insuring message authenticity.
• Poor man... he was like an employee to me.
  -- The police commissioner on Sledge Hammer laments the death of his bodyguard...
• Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
• A police state is great, so long as you're the police.
• CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE...
• Hiding from the Turing Police
• Leslie Neilson for Police Commissione