While You're Saving Your Face, You're Losing Your Ass. -- President Lyndon Johnson (1908-1973)

While You're Saving Your Face, You're Losing Your Ass. -- President Lyndon Johnson (1908-1973)

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While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.
-- President Lyndon Johnson (1908-1973)

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