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• I 'm on the sea! I 'm on the sea! I am where I would ever be, With the blue above and the blue below, And silence wheresoe'er I go.
  -- Bryan W. Procter (1787-1874) -- The Sea...
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  According to Microsoft, Win2K contains 63,000 bugs," he explained....
• If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it.
  So sue me." -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• LOSER -- a man who is tried in a small-claims court for exhibitionism.
• Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are!
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  Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $...