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  eems to have originated at SAIL, later associated with the game {Zork} (which also included "hello, aviator" and "hello, implementor")....
• For the past five years, consumers in California have been willing to pay twice as much for oysters from the northeastern Atlantic Coast as for Gulf Coast oysters.
  This trend began shortly after harmful bacteria were found in a few raw Gulf Coast oysters....
• The cheerful live longest in years, and afterwards in our regards.
  Cheerfulness is the off-shoot of goodness. -- Christian Nestell Bovee...
• LUCIFERnet raising HEll coast to coast!
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  eems to have originated at SAIL, later associated with the game Zork (which also included "hello, aviator" and "hello, implementor")....
• Real Men are NOT afraid to say: Fuck OFF, you're Not my type. -- Drieux
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  it would cause a tidal wave that would destroy everything in this country west of Nebraska....