Where Lipstick Is Concerned, The Important Thing Is Not The Color, But To Accept God's Final Decision On Where Your Lips End.
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to
accept God's final decision on where your lips end.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
A date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not many job interviews where there's a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
-- Jerry Seinfeld...
Where your nightmares end ... Terror begins. -- Willard.
Nothing in life is "fun for the whole family." -- Jerry Seinfeld
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask "Why?".
The decision is maybe, and that's final.
Has any turtle ever outlived a shaker of turtle food? -- Jerry Seinfeld
Where's the brake on this thing?