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• I don't do drugs. Books are my escape from reality.
• Reality is a virtual illusion.
• Take my advice - I don't need or use it.
• Confront reality -- Not drugs.
• I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough. -- M. C. Esche
• I do not take drugs -- I am drugs. -- Salvador Dali
• I NEVER need to use a condom. -- Famous Last Word
• bamf /bamf/ 1. [from X-Men comics; originally "bampf"] interj.
  Notional sound made by a person or object teleporting in or out of the hearer's vicinity....
• When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts. -- Steven Pearl