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• Yankee traders, I like the sound of that. Well sir, I doubt they wear red, white, and blue or look anything like Uncle Sam.
  -- Riker and Data about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
• When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
• Without a doubt, without a clue! Bill Clinton, that's who.
• When in doubt, cheat.
• When in doubt, chose free will!
• When in doubt, delegate.
• When in doubt, don't bother.
• When in doubt, drink heavily.
• When in doubt, empty the magazine.