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• MS-DOS is a boot sector virus!
• Can I call you Ms. Dos ?
• boot v.,n. [techspeak; from `by one's bootstraps'] To load and initialize the operating system on a machine.
  This usage is no longer jargon (having passed into techspeak) but has given rise to some derivatives that are still jargon....
• MS-DOS:: /M-S-dos/ [MicroSoft Disk Operating System] n.
  A {clone} of {{CP/M}} for the 8088 crufted together in 6 weeks by hacker Tim Paterson, who is said to have regretted it ever since....
• Speak roughly to your little VAX, And boot it when it crashe
  It knows that one cannot relax Because the paging thrashes!...
• Speak roughly to your little Vax, And boot it when it crashe
  It knows that one cannot relax Because the paging thrashes!...
• Help! I've crashed and I can't boot up!