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• All we are saying.. is Give Peas a Chance.
• Maude: What brings you to Springfield? Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again -- go where nobody cared about politics.
  So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America....
• UNFAIR COMPETITION: Selling cheaper than we do.
• The best peas are the smallest peas and ... the sleaziest peas are the best peas. -- Waverly Roo
• If a Real Man doesn't eat quiche, just what does his diet consist of?
  Essentially, Real Men are meat and potatoes eaters....
• Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?
• Vain hopes are often like the dreams of those who wake.
  -- Quintilian (42-118 AD) -- Institutiones Oratoriae, i, vi, 2, 30...