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• What if there was a sexual revolution but no one came?
• Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
• The only solution is...a balance of power. We arm our side with exactly that much more.
  A balance of power -- the trickiest, most difficult, dirtiest game of them all....
• A drunk tried several times to navigate a revolving door, but finally gave up in disgust.
  He wandered over to lean against a nearby lamppost....
• My boy is mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias.
  Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back....
• Quarrels do not last long if the wrong is only on one side. French Proverb
• Quarrels would not last long if the fault was only on one side. (Maxim 496)
• What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play. -- WOP, "War Game