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What If They Gave A War And Only One Side Came? -- Lucife
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What if they gave a war and only one side came?
-- Lucifer
Related:
What if there was a sexual revolution but no one came?
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
The only solution is...a balance of power. We arm our side with exactly that much more.
A balance of power -- the trickiest, most difficult, dirtiest game of them all....
A drunk tried several times to navigate a revolving door, but finally gave up in disgust.
He wandered over to lean against a nearby lamppost....
My boy is mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias.
Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back....
Quarrels do not last long if the wrong is only on one side. French Proverb
Quarrels would not last long if the fault was only on one side. (Maxim 496)
What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play. -- WOP, "War Game