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• Homer: "Trying is the first step towards failure." Episode
  The one with the Spinal Tap concert at the beginning, the one where Otto has to get his bus license, and ends up living with the Simpsons for awhile....
• The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. -- Richard Cecil
• The people of Vaal] have taken their first step [towards achieving true human stature].
  They've learned to kill. -- Spock, "The Apple," stardate 3715.6...
• Shooting at a fixed target is only a step towards shooting at a moving one, like a man.
  -- Lord Baden-Powell Scouting for Boys(1908)...
• The first thing in life is to assume a pose. What the second one is, no one has yet discovered.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• But we'll never survive!" "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
• He thought he saw a Rattlesnake That questioned him in Greek, He looked again and found it was The Middle of Next Week.
  'The one thing I regret,' he said, 'Is that it cannot speak!...
• Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.