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• I am Barney of Borg. Today we learned how to assimilate!
• Am I a law-abiding gun owner? Depends, what's the law today?
• But now I am what I am today! A responsible citizen, and besides that.
  .. I packs a rod!" -- BULLET CROW discusses gun control...
• I don't care if I AM a lemming, I still won't jump!
• How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?
• Today I saw a red-and-yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am!
  Of course, I thought that yesterday, too, and it rained. -- Woody Alle...
• I am feeling so grey today...
• Today I am feeling ept, ane, and sipid.
• I don't care what happens to the salesperson on the other end of the line.
  I am not buying any more magazine subscriptions by telephone, no matter....