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• Put the arts back in the private sector where it belongs.
• Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs. -- Alfred Hitchcock
• Share everything. Don't take things that aren't yours.
  Put things back where you found them. -- Robert Fulghum...
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....
• Try bungee sex to put the bounce back in your love life!
• Let's put the blame where it belongs: On somebody else.
• Our TV man had to take our set back to the store for an adjustment.
  It needed back payments. -- Gene Baylo...
• I've got a friend who is a boxer. Once he hung up his coat in a restaurant but he was afraid someone would run off with it.
  He hung a sign on it saying, "This coat belongs to the champion boxer of the world and I'll be back....
• How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
  Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre....