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• We now return you to the President's address, already in progress.
  -- Newscaster interrupts to report Bigfoot sighting, "Call of the Simpso...
• We now return control of your brain ..CokeControl
• We now return you to...The Thread That Would Not Die.
• We now return you to your regular programming...
• We now return Control of your Modem to you....
• And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference.
• We now return to our regularly scheduled cat-pampering.
• We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
• We now return to our regularly scheduled recipe-exchanging. :-)