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• Bubba, Jim Bob, and Leroy were fishing out on the lake last November, and, when Bubba tipped his head back to empty the Jim Beam, he fell out of the boat into the lake.
  Jim Bob and Leroy pulled him back in, but as Bubba didn't look too good, they started up the Evinrude and headed back to the pier....
• We shouldn't have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.
• Lisa: [turning on dryer] There, now no one should be able to hear us.
  Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we don't need the dryer....
• Famous last words: (1) Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
  (2) Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there....
• Famous last words: 1: Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
  2: Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there....
• What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time, whereby at 7 a.
  m. every weekday we go into a space- launch-style hold for two to three hours, during which it just remains 7 a....