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So we 'll go no more a-roving So late into the night. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- So we 'll go
We 'll shine in more substantial honours, And to be noble we 'll be good.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
-- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...
69 is fine...but 77'll get me 8 more...
It's a good thing money can't buy happiness. We couldn't stand the commercials.
-- Gerrold's Fundamental Truth...
There is little more frustrating that having a dollar bill machine return your dollar bill
just after you finish the wash phase at the car wash and find that you now need money to get to the rinse phase....
I'm coming Dear, I only have 999 more messages to read.
My girlfriend gives me more error messages than my computer.
Thus hand in hand through life we 'll go; Its checker'd paths of joy and woe With cautious steps we 'll tread.
-- Nathaniel Cotton (1707-1788) -- The Fireside, Stanza 31...