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• I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one
  but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even after we've been home a long while....
• People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out on the pleasure.
  -- Russell Bake...
• People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
  -- Russell Bake...
• If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music.
  ..and of aviation. -- Tom Stoppard...
• One of the mysteries of science is how a child can leave so very much dirt in the washbasin and still have some left to put on the towel.
• After the 16th screw has been replaced, the gasket will have been left off.
  -- Klipstein's Ninth Law of Productio...
• Why is there so much month left at the end of the month?
• The following appeared in the annual report of a chain of stores that sell supplies for do-it-yourself home improvements.
  "Current reports indicate that sales of new homes nationwide declined by 9 percent during the past year, while sales of existing homes increased by 16 percent....
• FUD /fuhd/ n. Defined by Gene Amdahl after he left IBM to found his own company
  FUD is the fear, uncertainty, and doubt that IBM sales people instill in the minds of potential customers who might be considering [Amdahl] products....