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• Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world.
  The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else....
• If some folks didn't do some things by mistake occasionally, they would never get anything right.
• What's the difference between a politician and a hooker?
  There are some things a hooker won't do for money....
• There is one surprise in life that we can still experience, and that is that there are some things in this life which can and do surprise us.
• Research: (Irregular noun) That which I do for the benefit of humanity, you do for the money, he does to hog all the glory.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical experiments instead of rats?
  a) There are more lawyers than rats. b) The scientist's don't become as emotionally attached to them....
• Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE or anything.
• People will do odd things if you give them money.
• Some men become proud and insolent because they ride a fine horse, wear a feather in their hat or are dressed in a fine suit of clothes.
  Who does not see the folly of this? If there be any glory in such things, the glory belongs to the horse, the bird and the tailor....