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• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it. (or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it) Note...
• Redskins =*= Well, Mmmm, Uh-- Golly, we did beat Dallas!
• There is no need for us to panic in this situation. -- Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jone
• Every opportunity we have to run our R&D scientists and engineers against our customers, we do it.
  -- George Heilmeier, Texas Instruments Inc., Dalla...
• Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
  -- Barry Switze...
• Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths.
  -- Frank Broyles, college football coach...
• We will need a computer to tally All the cowboys who scouted our Sally.
  There were some on her mountains And some on her fountains, And quite a few down in the valley....
• Homer: [reading] "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you.
  This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours....
• Homer: Promise not to laugh? I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys.
  [Bart and Lisa laugh] Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad....