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• Heaven is not always angry when he strikes, But most chastises those whom most he likes.
  -- John Pomfret (1667-1703) -- Verses to his Friend under Afflictio...
• An older lady is mugged and having no cash on hand she asks her attacker if he will take a check.
  The mugger agrees, so she calmly asks who she should make the check out to....
• Spanking Jack was so comely, so pleasant, so jolly, Though winds blew great guns, still he 'd whistle and sing
  Jack loved his friend, and was true to his Molly, And if honour gives greatness, was great as a king....
• Ant Boy calmly prepares to execute his new friend ant-style.
  .. by PINCHING OFF HIS HEAD! -- Ant Boy...
• A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.
• With grave Aspect he rose, and in his rising seem'd A pillar of state
  deep on his front engraven Deliberation sat, and public care...
• Yet I argue not Against Heav'n's hand or will, nor bate a jot Of heart or hope
  but still bear up and steer Right onward....
• BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
  ANOTHER MONK: And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• Have but one God: thy knees were sore If bent in prayer to three or four.
  Adore no images save those The coinage of thy country shows....