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• Short-term memory? Why would you say I... uh... what were we talking about?
• Lisa: Mom, can we talk to you? Marge: Can't talk. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.
  Lisa: Uh, neat. -- "Fear of Flying...
• The only advice I can give you is, uh, try to share common interests and spend, spend, spend.
  -- Guidance counselor dispenses advice, "The Way We Wa...
• Marge: Welcome to Pretzel Wagon. May I take your order?
  Lenny: [hesitating] Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh....
• What do you want? And make it quick," Haplo muttered.
  "We . . . uh . . . Rega and I . . . we want to be married....
• Chalmers: Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused.
  Because no one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old virgin....
• Marge: Uh... sorry. Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
  Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next time, why don't we get together at _your_ house....
• Belle: [through intercom] Who is it? Ned: Uh, it's an angry mob, ma'am.
  Could you step outside for a twinkle while we knock down your house?...
• Redskins =*= Well, Mmmm, Uh-- Golly, we did beat Dallas!