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  We will attempt to return to our regularly scheduled program as soon as possible....
• The computer is fine; I'm experiencing technical difficulties...
• We are experiencing synaptical difficulties--please stand by
• I seem to be having tremendous difficulties with my lifestyle.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Most of the fear that spoils our life comes from attacking difficulties before we get to them.
  -- Dr. Frank Crane...
• Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
• Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.
• Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
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