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• All men are self-made, but only the successful will admit it.
• I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles.
• If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.
  -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise," stardate 3417.7....
• Like all self-made men he worships his creator.
• MASTURBATOR -- a self-made man.
• In six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea and all that in them is - he was self-employed.
• We had the sky, up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made, or only just happened.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), Huckleberry Fi...
• Everybody likes and respects self-made men. It is a great deal better to be made in that way than not to be made at all.
  -- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) -- The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, i...
• The following recommendation was made by the president and administrative staff of Grove College, a private institution, to the college's governing committee.
  "We recommend that Grove College preserve its century-old tradition of all-female education rather than admit men into its programs....