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• Now, what is the worst tennis-playing nation in the world?
  Australia? No, try again. Australia? No, try again but say a different place....
• It was a dark and stormy night; well, actually it was dark, partly cloudy with a 50% of rai
  maybe it was more like clear, with the moon shining...
• When you heat with wood, you get warm twice: the first time when you chop it, and then again when you stack it.
• Cats know all the sunny places.
• Western Australia: "state of exciteme
• INTERREGNUM, n. The period during which a monarchical country is governed by a warm spot on the cushion of the throne.
  The experiment of letting the spot grow cold has commonly been attended by most unhappy results from the zeal of many worthy persons to make it warm again....
• The smiling Spring comes in rejoicing, And surly Winter grimly flies.
  Now crystal clear are the falling waters, And bonnie blue are the sunny skies....
• That she won the game startled me cold. The way she won, the pattern of her thought on the chessboard, charmed me warm again and then some.
  -- Richard Bach, Thoughts of Richard Bach, The Bridge Across Foreve...
• farming: [Adelaide University, Australia] n. What the heads of a disk drive are said to do when they plow little furrows in the magnetic media.
  Associated with a {crash}. Typically used as follow...