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• Wishes won't wash dishes.
• I love to cook! I love to eat! I hate to wash DISHES!
• Asynch: A place to wash dishes. Bisynch: Farewell to the dish washing place.
  -- Data communications glossary...
• My cat likes to help with housework:She licks the dishes before I wash
• No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes.
• How many waitresses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. Two to stand around bitching about it and one to go get the manager....
• Cocktail waitresses serve highballs.
• Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
• WAITRESSES do it with chopstick