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• An optimist is one who thinks that Schrodinger's cat is half alive.
• Wanted, Dead or Alive: 1 Pink Rabbit With A Drum!
• WANTED, Dead or Alive: KC and the Sunshine Band!
• How do you get Schrodinger's Cat _into_ the box?
• Schrodinger's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.
• Cecil, you're my final hope Of finding out the true Straight Dope For I have been reading of Schrodinger's cat But none of my cats are at all like that.
  This unusual animal (so it is said) Is simultaneously alive and dead!...
• CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...
• SPCA--we're here to inquire about the health of Dr. Schrodinger's ca