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• Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. -- W. C. Field
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• Hey Man -- Don't have a COW! (#########) BART!
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• Canadian Alphabet:eh,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.
• Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
  -- W. C. Field...