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VITUPERATION, N. Saite, As Understood By Dunces And All Such As Suffer From An Impediment In Their Wit.
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VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as
suffer from an impediment in their wit.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with a field-marshal's baton in his knapsack and an impediment in his hope.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ETHNOLOGY, n. The science that treats of the various tribes of Man, as robbers, thieves, swindlers, dunces, lunatics, idiots and ethnologists.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
WIT, n. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Wit, n.: The salt with which the American Humorist spoils his cookery .
.. by leaving it out. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Honorable, adj.: Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach.
In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable...