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• Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were.
• Be nice to your friends; if it weren't for them, you would be a total stranger.
• You will encounter a tall, dark stranger... your probation officer.
• You will soon meet a stranger who will become your friend.
• Your processor has taken a ride to Heaven's Gate on the UFO behind Hale-Bopp's comet.
• Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
• The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
  -- Kauffman's First Law of Airpo...
• I'll drink your health; share your wealth; run your life
  eal your wife ... ... you can call this song 'The United States Blues'. -- The Grateful Dead...
• Love" is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
  -- Jubal in _Stranger in a Strange Land_ by Robert A Heinlei...