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• Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind.
• Bluff means never having to sway your story!
• There is a fundamental conviction which some people never acquire, some hold only in their youth, and a few hold to the end of their days-- the conviction that IDEAS MATTER.
  In one's youth that conviction is experienced as a self-evident absolute, and one is unable fully to believe that there are people who do not share it....
• Abortion means never having to say "Happy Birthday!
• A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
• Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
• DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
• Feminizm means never having to say anything coherent!
• Necrophilia means never having to say...well, anything.