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• The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
• The way to a man's heart is through his back.
• The way to a man's heart is through his veins.
• Did you hear about the meanest man in the world didn't tell his wife he was sterile until she got pregnant.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
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• The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest, with an axe.
• The way to a man's heart is through his pants -- wallet and underwear.