Under The Most Rigorously Controlled Conditions, The Experimental Apparatus Will Do Exactly As It Pleases.

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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions, the
experimental apparatus will do exactly as it pleases.
-- Harward's Law, as applied to experiments

The DREA Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions, the experimental apparatus will do exactly as it pleases.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity and other variables, the computer will do as it damn well pleases.
-- Harward's Law, as applied to Compute...
Under the most carefully controlled conditions of temperature, density, and pressure, the organism will do what it damn well pleases.
-- Harward's Law...
Harvard Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Under the most carefully controlled conditions of scheduling, programming, and con security, the fen will do what they damn well please.

Under The Most Rigorously Controlled Conditions, The Experimental Apparatus Will Do Exactly As It Pleases.

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