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• An elephant is a mouse with an operating system." -- ...understanding Window
• Listen to me, Mister Big-Shot. If you're looking for the kind of employee that takes abuse, and never sticks up for himself, I'M YOUR MAN!
  You can treat me like dirt, and I'll <still> kiss your butt and call it ice cream!...
• Where the operating system is concerned, you don't get to ask "Why?
  ." -- ...understanding Operating Systems......
• Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to play tennis in a closet.
• Your CHEEKS sit like twin NECTARINES above a MOUTH that knows no BOUNDS -- -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Lisa: Why do you have to be such a pain all the time?
  Don't you realize you're getting a bad reputation?...
• 0414 Do you own an up-to-date copy of any operating system manual?
  0415 ... *every* operating system manual? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• Maude: She's murdered her brother! Lenny: And she's trying to dump the body in the harbor!
  Otto: Well, duh! Mel: And, as a grim finale, she intends to drown that poor caged baby!...
• MicroDroid: [USENET] n. A Microsoft employee, esp. one who posts to various operating-system advocacy newsgroups.
  MicroDroids post follow-ups to any messages critical of Microsoft's operating systems, and often end up sounding like visiting Mormon missionaries....