As the expression goes, we spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth
attaining youth.
-- Douglas Coupland, from _Generation X_ (Tales for an Accelerated Culture)
These dogs, I tell you, they are so smart, but they worry me sometimes.
For instance, I'm plucking this pale yellow cottage cheesy guck
from their snouts, rather like cheese atop a microwave pizza, and
I have this horrible feeling, for I suspect these dogs (even though
their winsome black mongrel eyes would have me believe otherwise)
have been rummaging through the dumpsters out behind the cosmetic
surgery center again, and their snouts are accessorized with, dare
I say, yuppie liposuction fat....
