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• All philosophy lies in two words: sustain and abstain. -- Epictetu
• You may be redneck... if all of your four-letter words are two syllables.
• O eloquent, just, and mightie Death! whom none could advise, thou hast perswaded
  what none hath dared, thou hast done; and whom all the world hath flattered, thou only hast cast out of the world and despised....
• The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
  -- Thomas Jefferso...
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• If all the good people were clever And all the clever people were good The world would be nicer than ever We thought that it possibly could.
  But somehow, 'tis seldom or ner The two hit it off as they should The good are so harsh to the clever The clever so rude to the good!...
• Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.