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• D'oh! Twenty million women in the world and I had to marry Jane Fonda.
  -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Well, he thought, since neither Aristotilian Logic nor the disciplines of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them.
  .. Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced only by Masters of the Universal Way of Zen....
• GREATBIGOSAURUS Last of the great dinosaurs, the Greatbigosaurus became extinct just last week, when it got run down by a film-crew on its way to film a Traffic Accident Commission commercial.
  Well, come on, if you were 65 million years old, you'd be a little slow crossing the street too....
• Winchester:: n. Informal generic term for `floating-head' magnetic-disk drives in which the read-write head planes over the disk surface on an air cushion.
  The name arose because the original 1973 engineering prototype for what later became the IBM 3340 featured two 30-megabyte volume...
• Winchester n. Informal generic term for sealed-enclosure magnetic-disk drives in which the read-write head planes over the disk surface on an air cushion.
  There is a legend that the name arose because the original 1973 engineering prototype for what later became the IBM 3340 featured two 30-megabyte volume...
• The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women.
  Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten....
• The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women.
  Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten....
• There was a sound of revelry by night, And Belgium's capital had gather'd then Her beauty and her chivalry, and bright The lamps shone o'er fair women and brave men.
  A thousand hearts beat happily; and when Music arose with its voluptuous swell, Soft eyes look'd love to eyes which spake again, And all went merry as a marriage bell....
• There was a sound of revelry by night, And Belgium's capital had gathered then Her beauty and her chivalry, and bright The lamps shone o'er fair women and brave men.
  A thousand hearts beat happily; and when Music arose with its voluptuous swell, Soft eyes looked love to eyes which spake again, And all went merry as a marriage bell....