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• AN INFORMED SOURCE - The guy who told the guy you just met.
  -- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY...
• CHANNELS - The guy who has a desk between two expeditors.
  -- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY...
• TO RESEARCH - Go looking for the jerk who moved the files.
  -- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY...
• A CONSULTANT - Any ordinary guy with a briefcase more than 50 miles from home.
  -- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY...
• A RELIABLE SOURCE - The guy you just met. -- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY
• A MEETING - A mass mulling of master-minds. -- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY
• My counsin is a statistician and he regularly draws wild postulations from which he deduces unwarrented assumptions which lead to his foregone conclusions.
  It is his job to support all of this with numerical facts which substantiate these bizarre prejudices....
• A COLLEAGUE - Someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
  -- THE ALL-PURPOSE BUSINESSMAN'S VOCABULARY...