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Twas In A Restaurant They Met, Romeo And Juliet, They Had No Money To Pay The Bill, So Rome-od What Juli-et.
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'Twas in a restaurant they met,
Romeo and Juliet,
They had no money to pay the bill,
So Rome-od what Juli-et.
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When he shall die, Take him and cut him out in little stars, And he will make the face of heaven so fine That all the world will be in love with night, And pay no worship to the garish sun.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
Ap. My poverty, but not my will, consents. Rom. I pay thy poverty, and not thy will.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act v, Sc. 1...
do protocol vi. [from network protocol programming] To perform an interaction with somebody or something that follows a clearly defined procedure.
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Meagre were his looks, Sharp misery had worn him to the bones.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act v, Sc. 1...
Tempt not a desperate man. -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Julie
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act ii, Sc.
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He jests at scars that never felt a wound. But, soft!
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Rom. Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much. Mer. No, 't is not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-doo
but 't is enough, 't will serve. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act iii, Sc....