TUTOR
One who teaches at a university. On the evolutionary scale, a tutor
is barely above a lecturer, although usually several fashion points
ahead. University tutors are widely believed to have very easy
conditions, with only a few hours a week of tutoring, long holidays
at the end of the year, corduroy loading, and long-necked skivvies
provided free.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA