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• BTI: Blow Trumpet Immediately
• Blow ye winds / Like the trumpet blows; / But without that noise. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
• With the pride of an artist, you must blow against the walls of every power that exists, the small trumpet of your defiance.
  -- Norman Maile...
• Hairdressers give the best blow jobs.
• Fame may be compared to a scold: the best way to silence her is to let her alone, and she will at last be out of breath in blowing her own trumpet.
  -- Fulle...
• And there's a crowd of young boys, they're fooling around in the corner.
  Joking, dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles....
• The spit valve's fallen off his trumpet again.
• Besides, this Duncan Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been So clear in his great office, that his virtues Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against The deep damnation of his taking-off
  And pity, like a naked new-born babe, Striding the blast, or heaven's cherubim, horsed Upon the sightless couriers of the air, Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye, That tears shall drown the wind....
• AD&D players do it for the experience.